Dear Oblivious Male Partner

Today’s blog is a series of PSAs. Ladies to men. Use as needed.

Dishes will never wash themselves, no matter how hard we wish for it. The dishwasher tabs are in a box, under the sink.

It’s not babysitting when they’re your own kids.

Just put the seat down. You know which one.

You don’t get to say you’ve given up doing housework when you don’t offer to help with it, Spongebob.

Got others? Do share in the comments. I plan on making printables and posting them randomly around the house, starting with someone’s computer screen.

Signed, “Broke A Damned Sweat Hunting Down A Drawer’s Worth Of Cutlery”